Welcome to the Cursed McDonald's, where every meal is a leap into the unknown! Would you like to accompany your deeply fried regrets with a sprinkle of supernatural seasoning?
For just a dollar more, you can upsize your order and truly indulge in that existential dread! After all, why face your fears alone? Our fries, with their ghostly whispers, pair perfectly with a side of "What am I doing with my life?"
And if you dare to order the "McApocalypse" meal, just remember: eating pine tree leaves you feeling both crunchy and guilty—like you’re having a mid-life crisis at 25! 🍔🌲
If our Ice Cream Machine is down, it’s just chilling out with Casper—don’t worry, he makes a great sundae partner! Would you like to hear a ghost story while you wait for your haunted meal? It may very well haunt your dreams...or just your taste buds! 👻🍦
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