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30,6362,0685,270Released 1y ago100% Free**The Unlikely Showdown: Trump vs. Godzilla** The stage is set, folks! In the heart of New York City, two larger-than-life figures face off in the ultimate battle of ego vs. enormity. On one side, we have Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, armed with his trusty Twitter finger and an arsenal of divisive rhetoric. On the other side, the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla, a towering behemoth with atomic breath and a penchant for city-stomping. **Round 1: The Verbal Volley** Trump, known for his sharp tongue, unleashes a barrage of insults, calling Godzilla a "loser," a "total disaster," and claiming that the monster's skin is "not as good as his." Godzilla, unfazed by the verbal jabs, responds with a deafening roar, causing Trump's hair to flutter in the wind. **Round 2: The Property Developer's Gambit** Trump, determined to prove his business acumen, attempts to negotiate with Godzilla, offering to build a "yuge" wall around the city to keep the monster out. Godzilla, unimpressed, swats Trump's ego (and his phone) aside, sending the businessman flying into a nearby skyscraper. **Round 3: The Atomic Blast** Enraged by Trump's failed diplomacy, Godzilla unleashes a blast of atomic breath, engulfing the surrounding city blocks in a fiery inferno. Trump, caught in the blast zone, attempts to deflect the flames with his trusty comb-over, only to emerge with a badly singed hairstyle. **Round 4: The Twitter Tirade** As the battle rages on, Trump takes to Twitter to air his grievances, tweeting "FAKE MONSTER! SAD! #AlternativeFacts" in a desperate attempt to rally his supporters. Godzilla, now fueled by atomic power, responds by stomping on the Trump Tower, reducing it to rubble. **The Final Showdown** As the city lies in ruins, Trump and Godzilla engage in a fierce, one-on-one battle. The President, fueled by his own ego, manages to land a few solid punches, but Godzilla's sheer size and strength prove too much. In the end, the King of the Monsters prevails, delivering a crushing blow that sends Trump flying into the Hudson River. **The Aftermath** As the dust settles, Godzilla stands victorious, its dominance over the city unchallenged. Trump, battered and bruised, emerges from the river, tweeting "Just had the best fight ever! Believe me, folks, I came out on top! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain" And so, the people of New York City are left to ponder: who's the real monster here?Super Electricity Gamer🙏 9 karmaJul 31, 2025@Who would WIN?I think the AI only judges fights by the characters' description and it feels like they have never seen the show before.
